What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

COVID was invented to make trump into a God among men. Quora users are sissy losers when it comes to trump and Andrew tate?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Are You Mean When You're Overstimulated? There's Actually A Reason For That. - HuffPost

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Make Nazis afraid again!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Cathie Wood says the Musk-Trump feud reveals how much Musk's companies rely on the government - Business Insider

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry take kids to Disneyland and the family photos are magical - HOLA

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

I Thought My Husband Had a Good Reason to Avoid Sex. Then I Saw Something I Wish I Hadn’t. - Slate Magazine

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.